Skaters (Copy) — Hellions Roller Derby

Skaters

The Hellions of Troy are split into two teams of hard-working and hard-hitting athletes, the competitive A team: Hellions and the newly named B team: The Trojan Force!

Beatrix Kill-o #542 (Copy)

Blunt Force Drama #19 (Copy)

Clementine Calamity #5449 (Copy)

Fatal Terror #101 (Copy)

Fuerza Brutal #1213 (Copy)

Giraffic Jam #404 (Copy)

Haidee Hellhound #999 (Copy)

Highjinx #420 (Copy)

Jammy Buffett #82 (Copy)

Jezibelle N. Hell #05 (Copy)

Killeesi #3 (Copy)

Marty Basher # 2082 (Copy)

Mer Maiden #1023 (Copy)

Mx. Teach N. Treble #424 (Copy)

R.I.P.unzel #70 (Copy)

Rusty Foxidation #293 (Copy)

Ruthless Bader Ginsburg #14 (Copy)

Skatey Spice #646 (Copy)

Slammy Whipchester #0124 (Copy)

Sunshine N. F-in Rainbows #555 (Copy)

The Blair Bitch #13 (Copy)

Tsunamae #520 (Copy)

Wreckorino Romano #665 (Copy)

New Members

These newer skaters are still learning their skills, but don't underestimate them! It takes bravery to strap wheels to your feet, and determination to get back up after you fall. You'll see these meaty bits on the big track in no time.

Level 2s: Learning how to play roller derby, hits and all

Cosmo (Copy)

Dirty Shirley (Copy)

Gin N Tonic (Copy)

Raspberry (Copy)

Rumchata (Copy)

Twisted Tea (Copy)

Whiskey Sour (Copy)

Level 1s: New Recruits, just learning how to skate.

Clam Chowda
Cockaleekie
CrockPot
Egg Drop
Gazpacho
Malibu BayBreeze
Minestrone

Arguenots (Officials)

Whether it's zebra-striped refs or a non-skating officials (NSO), derby can't happen without the help of volunteers. Here are our best and brightest officials.

90 Degree Johnson (Copy)

Comic Sansa (Copy)

Curl Up and Dye (Copy)

Da Funk (Copy)

Fuerza Brutal (Copy)

Giraffic Jam (Copy)

Banner photography by David Stasiak